Snippets
A Medical Jour-Knee
When I was ten, I broke my femur, and had a pin put through my left knee for a month. It was removed, but [...]
8 Things That Make Me Crazy
Here’s a list of things that make me nutsy. Most aren’t actual crimes, they’re just Lauren crimes. But crimes they are, in my mind, [...]
Three Superpowers I Want
Invisibility? Nah. Super speed? Only if it came with Super Strength, so I could just carry horses in from the field in the mornings. [...]
The Things I Carry
I have a coat bag - in my farm colors, brown and blue - that I’ve been schlepping around with me for more than [...]
Sale Ad Translations
One of the many hats I wear is matchmaker, helping my clients find horses. That means a lot of reading sale ads, and over [...]
Legs, Legs, Legs
For those who’ve never been, south Florida is… gross. It’s warm and soggy all the time, there’s a lot of microbes in the soil, [...]