A collection of any of the number of things that get said while riding at my farm on any given day:
Dude. Dude. Dude. DUDE.
Listen: I’m sorry. I really am. But this is the hand you were dealt. This is how it’s going to be. The sooner you accept this, the sooner I put you back in your field and give you a cookie.
By all means, keep whining. But the only person making your life hard right now is you.
My right leg is not. coming. off. Get used to it.
GOOD BOY DANNY OMG you’re a GENIUS you’re a ROCKSTAR you’re going to the OLYMPICS oh whoops there it went.
You’ve lived here since 2007. Does the corner have to be scary every day?
Read the rest at The Chronicle of the Horse!